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Political Correctness The ever-vigilant army of political-correctness workers have been doing sterling service recently, and I for one couldn't be happier. We live in a society where violent gangs of overt racists can masquerade under the guise of a political party, people are judged by their skin, rather than their minds, and where ethnic hatred still runs rampant. Yet, these are only minor factors - mere distractions from the true problems- which, even now, the Political Correctness Army are furiously battling against, that's right, I'm talking about blackboards. In schools everywhere, oppressive people have been overtly, without shame or embarrassment, using the terms 'blackboard' and 'whiteboard'. Well, I am happy to report, this abuse will come to an end, as these politically-incorrect terms are to be replaced. You may smile, and think that this is political-correctness gone MAD. Well you're wrong. To combat this problem, all blackboards are to be collected and burnt, with the waste reused to form missiles, or, to use the politically correct term- 'liberation drops'. And this isn't the end of this travesty, many other words simply have to go. For example, people are saying "black coffee", "white chocolate", "German sausage", and other highly offensive terms. So, the Political Correctness Army are recommending the only logical step we can take, calling for us to have our native language officially changed to French. The proposal will be voted on in parliament next month. - Sam Smith By Sam Smith. |
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